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Sample quotes from the poster:
You don't get wafers with an Albatross
You can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausages without the Spam
A witch weighs the same as a duck
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
If you took the bones out of a frog it wouldn't be crunchy
It can take 4 hours to bury a cat if it won't hold still
When your walk becomes especially silly it can take longer to get to work
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink therefore I am"
...and many more!