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All I Know I Learned from Stewie
Shoot first, ask questions later.
The toilet has made slaves of us all.
Those bruises weren't really from a baseball.
Adults are stupid and must be destroyed
Broccoli is disgusting and also must be destroyed.
Pancakes are highly addictive.
Children's programming is dangerous.
Hide the plans for your time machine.
Never jump on the bed.
It's important to own land.
Don't trick out your tricycle.
Don't leave bodies in the trunk.
Kill the man in white.
The world is for the taking.
We will all bow to Stewie.
It's good to be bad.